I had a haircut today. It was ... short.

I told the hairdresser that I wanted to keep them long, and that I only wanted to trim and shape.

He told me that the left side is longer than the right side (hence I wanted to trim it), so he trimmed the left side. Overtrimmed. So he trimmed the right side. Overtrimmed. Went back to the left side... kinda done.

In the end... my grandma told me that I am still a girl because I am wearing ear rings.

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